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Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat
It just applies for everything.
The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.
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The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off
I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me
A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.
After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.
When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.
Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.