someone who only has one purpose and is pugly
you're a Turkish tomb cat.
When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.
Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.
The act of giving a blumpkin from inside the tank of an outhouse. Getting shat on will giving a blowjob.
She loves taking shit showers and giving head so she joined him in the Turkish blumhouse
A Turkish Cunt. His name is Harun. His a filthy Turk.
“Harun the Turkish Dog”
A sexual act where the man and woman engaging in intercourse start doing cartwheels while the penis is inserted in the vagina
Last week when me and Emily turkish cartwheeled i nutted so much emily was drowning in cum
A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.
Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.
When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.
Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”