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The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.
Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.
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Tennis skirt wearing, choker, free the nipple and French braids gal
'Look at that twitter hoe over there'
'Shes so cool wish I had the guts to free the nip like that'
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30 Seconds to Mars Street Team on Twitter
There was a lot of activity by eche-twitterers on Twitter today
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Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.
Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..
Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.
John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.
Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
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When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.
Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.
“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”
“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”
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people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.
wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.
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The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.
Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.
Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.
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