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Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020


Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 12, 2018


ugly..online

The most beautiful female to ever exist, she matters so much and is loved by everyone. She belongs here and is so kind, hot, smart and is an overall queen

guy 1:dude do you know ugly..online?
guy 2:oh yeah my favorite person

by queen•ashlynn March 9, 2021


ugly picture

Not an attractive photo

Did you see Gary's ugly picture??

by Booboopookie June 22, 2017


Ugly sure

The opposite of pretty sure. 49% and below sure. To lean on the side of not knowing shit.

That a last person to write a definition was so ugly sure of its meaning, they were on the cusp of not knowing shit.

I am ugly sure that Kristen loves me anymore, so I will make her cupcakes just to stay on her good side.

by anonymoustimesathousand February 22, 2015


Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 11, 2020


Ugly Canadian

Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.

American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.

American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.

by CelticEagle August 14, 2019