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One's ability to not sleep at all during the night
James: aye cuz what time u go to sleep last night
Jamal: around like 4
James: damn that's too late for me cuz
Jamal: you ain't about that Vampire Life
26👍 55👎
A man starts to fuck a girl during her period then halfway through the couple converts to the 69 and she sucks his dick while he crosses her sniffer's bridge.
She said she would let me do the vampire popsicle as long as we watched twilight together after.
3👍 3👎
Where you eat out a girl when she is having her period.
Smashing your face in a tomato
Vampires Delight with an endless feast
3👍 3👎
a vampire how can go in to the sun light but dos not drink blood but emoshin, or enrgey, and some times thots but thats gist super stishin^^
danm...i'm so diered but i jist ate 5 candy bars i think bobs a psychic vampire....
41👍 101👎
A horrid japanese animu. The plot is basically Twilight with magicians and incest, with awful character development, and a mentally deficient fanbase.
Typical Vampire Knight fan: BlackRose31: Zero will kill all haters with his Bloody Rose gun!!!
51👍 129👎
A mopey, brooding, pathetic manga/anime about vampires and humans. Very similar to Twilight, but creepier, with the whole incest thing. So why can't I stop reading it?
Vampire Knight= creepy, but addictive.
36👍 89👎
A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
15👍 33👎