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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)

"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"

by the anaconda October 16, 2010


Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

by sperrier March 15, 2010


Norwegian Walking

A trip organised with an ex-partner with the motive to shag each other relentlessly for the duration of holiday. Usually very little walking takes place while away.

I don't think Loz is ready to take her Norwegian Walking till he's over her.

by DBHR May 18, 2015


Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus January 26, 2012


Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.

Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.

by Homebodie August 29, 2017

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walking party

A person, or a group of people, who are so fun to be with, that wherever they go, there's bound be a party, or at least a good time.

Sarah and Julia are so much fun that they are a walking party!!!! HELL YEAH!

by wassupimawalkingparty July 31, 2011


Crouse Walk

When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.

"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"

by Crousewalk March 30, 2019