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When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake
I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.
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its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping
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When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!
My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!
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It means the complete opposite of what you just said.
How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH"
ie, it was a Top Top night.
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The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.
"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"
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Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.
Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
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To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....
Ever had a rage wank???
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