I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

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I don’t want to talk about it

When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.

Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.

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I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE.

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

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Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

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Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

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You don't want to fight me

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.

A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

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You want to play, let’s play

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.

Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.