It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

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well mercy me

I'll be damned, wow!

"You killed 3 birds with one stone?! Well mercy me!"

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well, either way...

What someone says after having their evidence discredited in an argument.

Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.

John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.

Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.

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ne'er-do-well

A hooligan, if you will. Someone who is a little shitty fucker, full of mischief.

That fucking ne'er-do-well did a donut on my lawn!

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well, what happened was...

used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.

"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."

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Well digger

The the abrupt destruction or penetration of a woman's vagina with a king-size boot

The mating call of the mid west

The the moment a man kicks a woman in the vagina!

Sally was talking smack so I had to hit her up with a well digger.

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down in a well

To be deep inside the well (poço) with or without water.

I'm down in a well, and there's no way to come up.

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