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simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM
A man who will constantly suck up to women in hope of them becoming attracted to them.
A Tomas that donates a massive amount of money to pokemane just to see her happy
Tomas: I love using my moms credit card to buy v-bucks and donate to pokemane
Chad: Stfudgeup you simp
Tomas: ;)
Having a big crush on someone famous or someone of higher figure.
I simp for some big YouTubers.
Someone that praises a person, usually a woman, in hopes of gaining favor from said person or their fandom
Wow, that redditor is simpin' over that instagram user
Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."