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A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
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ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel
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The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.
after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"
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When you swing your arm around really fast before you punch. This generates a lot of power.
I got so pissed off with Robert so i gave him a wind up punch.
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Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.
She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.
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When someone purposefully farts in your face.
"I went to eat his ass but he gave me the other side of the wind."
When you are licking a man's taint and he farts in your face
I've been curious with my man's taint, but I felt him tense up and he gave me an African Wind Tunnel.