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When one man is beating off another man, and he ejaculates. The man doing the beating usually has the initials D.A.J.
That guy Dan Alan Jones sure knows how to burp the worm!
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A Worm Job is when a mostly likely unsual or odd male find a liveing Earth worn and for sexual perposes put the worm onto the head of his penis, and lets slide itself INSIDE the pee hole.
Guy: Hey did you hear what Johnny did at lunch today?!
Girl: No what?!?
Guy: He went to the sandbox and got a Worm job right infront of everybody!
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Latent homosexual sales traders in Tokyo with a penchant for golden showers and small boys called Abe. Often mistaken for a genuine member of society.
Harry's mate Tom is such a Big Worm, I saw him at a forum in Feb and thought he was OK but the next week he was caught in an alleyway pissing on a small boy
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a can. of worms.
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when the people at the worm factory put worms in a can. for you to buy.
i accidentally bought a can of worms at the grocery store.. oops. :o.
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Intended to be the logical follow-up to the popular can of fish (tuna, salmon, etc.), it has the distinction of being the worst new food invention of the 20th century.
"Tuna ... Salmon ... See there it is! I told you they still had a couple of cans of worms on the shelf!!"
"Damn, why is it so dusty and rusted?"
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A imaginary worm made to distract/get rid of people you dislike.
Annoying Boy: Hey girl. Want to hang out later tonight?
Girl: Only when you find a sand worm and show it to me.
Annoying Boy: YESSS! *runs to look for sand worm*
Girls friend: huh? why did you tell him that?
Girl: I guess he doesn't know that sand worms don't exist ;)
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These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vagina and take up residence, much like an STD.
Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.
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