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Essentially Upstate New York, used in the song "Joseph Smith American Moses" in the 2011 Musical "The Book of Mormon".
A small and odd village called oopstate New York.
when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it
im about to give you a new york pork
When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.
The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.
New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!
This is a town where everyone has most likely heard about every single thing you've done since you were born. Girls are nicknamed booty calls here. Guys are pimps or gangsters. Most guys wear pants that could fit a whole party inside, so they can have a party in their pants. Every girl is considered a slut whether they really are one or not. No one can make a good living here mainly because all the drug dealers are getting caught. If someone has a nice car they are considered a drug dealer even if they're only a lawyer.
Lets go to jamestown new york to get some ass.
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Despite local opinions, it is not the center of the universe.
They make Pace Picante in NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!
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One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.
And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
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