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wife-zoned

In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.

Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"

woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."

Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"

by mpwd August 24, 2012

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bro zone

Colloquial terminology relating to a house that is populated by alumni of a fraternity where the occupants continue to live a lifestyle associated with fraternity life popularized by such movies as Animal House, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, and Old School. In contrast with other slang terms such as "bachelor pad" and "Baller", which have a positive connotation bordering on ostentatious, such houses are usually rented and tend to be in poor condition, as recent alumni generally lack the financial capabilities to invest in prime real estate.

Concluding my long day at work, I headed back to the Bro Zone hoping for a relaxing evening, only to find my roommates rippin' gravity bongs while watching porno on the big screen.

After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.

"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."

by D.U.J.H. January 20, 2007

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Friend Zone

Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.

Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell

by StawHat May 10, 2014

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hot zone

Slang term for a toilet stall (or house bathroom) that has been temporarily rendered uninhabitable/unusable by a rank odor or other ‘residue’ resulting from recent usage. The etiquette, if you’re the perpetrator, is to warn a prospective user (on your way out) that he might want to select another stall (if there is more than one available). Creation of a ‘hot zone’ could possibly be averted by use of ‘the courtesy flush’ if one is having a particularly robust ‘movement’. Light a match, will’ya?

Example – “Hey Steve – you might want to pick another stall – I had a bean burrito for lunch, and that one’s still a hot zone”

Or

“I had to go all the way down to the sixth floor to go to the bathroom – the one in Accounting was a hot zone and I couldn’t deal with it.”

by J. Russell Finch July 2, 2010

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aquaintance zone

Aquaintance zone is like friend zone only one step further and much more degrading.

"Thank you for carrying in the couch for me; you're such a great aquaintance!"
"Ooohhh! You just got aquaintance zoned!"

by The Incredible Introvert March 10, 2014

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Zone 3

1 of 6 Atlanta Police Department patrol zones. Zone 3 represents Southeast Atlanta, south of Interstate 20, east of Interstate 75 and inside the I285 Perimeter. Popular areas like College Park and Eastpoint are not in zone 3 but rather zone 4 southwest ATL.

Zone 1 (West Atlanta)
Zone 2 (North Atlanta)
Zone 3 (Southeast Atlanta)
Zone 4 (Southwest Atlanta)
Zone 5 (Downtown-Midtown)
Zone 6 (East Atlanta)

I rep southeast Zone 3

by TrapboiZone4 October 21, 2006

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Marry-Zone

Marry-Zone (.n) - When a girl/boy asks the opposite sex's hand in marriage as a joke, thus making all further proposals invalid.

Verb form - marry-zoned.

She just asked if I would marry her, then started laughing. I got marry-zoned, dude :(

by Dwern June 3, 2014