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mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
A white monkey.
There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey
Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth
Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys
Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey
A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”
~Pimp C