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national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?
-Yeah sure bro!
Anal session with your friend
You kiss your friend on March 20th
Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.
A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:
I know right:
A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.
Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything
Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.
A kind of just... knowing...
Knowing when things happen...
But only about your friends
Fuck, my friend sense tells me Andrew is having another shit day
'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*