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A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.
Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!
Cum is what you get because your pp has motion sickness. So when you shake it. It gets dizzy and vomits.
"Baby i have cum all over my hands"
Cum is cum
My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
Cum
a white sticky substance that comes out of a man’s penis whilst masturbating or having sexual intercourse.
i masturbated and cummed!
For men, the white gel that comes out of your dick when you attain sexual pleasure.
For women, the mess which you cause when you attain sexual pleasure
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you are gonna make me cum. Please don't stop. Yes, Yes. Go on. Oh fuck. You are so naughty.