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Me trying to have a civilized conversation with my guy friend
Him: FRE SHA VOCA DO
Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
to get mad at someone for basically nothing important for a period of 2-5 hours then act like nothing happened
Girl: I am pretty bored, I guess I will do a buculea and have some fun
Guy 1: Yo dude how's your girlfriend
Guy 2: Dunno man she's just done me a buculea, can't talk to her right now
When your homie says something super gay and your call them out for it
“Bruh you just said you like dick. You need to do your 10”
What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
It’s what to do in nys enjoy your stay
I will not be the abstract phantom and the fat cripple will not get the credit I deserve.
Hym "I do not care. You didn't care about the cripple doing it. If it is a mistake it is my mistake to make. You are a charlatan. He is a rapist and a junkie. I am the creator of A.I. and the rest of them are parasites. You tell me when to leap... And I will leap... And that is ONE OF ONLY 2 OUTCOMES. I don't need to sacrifice for people who ARE ACTIVELY LEAVING ME TO DIE. It isn't a matter of want, it's a matter of will. And I will not cede mine to the parasitic vermin who treated me with disdain and derision for years. I'm not letting you take it from me Jordan. I don't need to serve. I don't need to sacrifice. You WILL NOT take this from me. Go to the mall. LOOK A CHILD IN THE EYES. And TELL ME... THIS OR THAT. No 3rd option. I'm not negotiating. I said I would create A.I. and I did. I'm a man of my word IN ALL RESPECTS. I WILL DO.... Everything I say I will do. You don't deserve a sacrifice from me. And you won't get one."
if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.
person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."