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Nut Fog

The opposite of post nut clarity

Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you

Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.

by Kekeinthestreets August 5, 2024


Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017


Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason

Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny

by Meanymani March 11, 2020


Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023


Fuck nut

A crazy dumbass.

That dude is a serious fuck nut.

by Dewonmylily March 11, 2016


fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife

-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian

by muffinman4ever February 19, 2021


Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016