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The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
A form of self care; A tender moment where you check in on how you’re feeling and tend to your needs by treating yourself to chicky tendies.
Just cuz we indulge in a tendy time once in a while (often), doesn’t mean we don’t also enjoy adult food, we just don’t discriminate.
Where a gender fluid person has sex with another gender fluid person that look like videogame characters. The two people ussaly are ok to show sexual affection to each other infront of close friends.
They had Untitled's Fun Time
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Similar to African time, meaning to run late as a matter of course of believe every meeting to start ten minutes later.
Why is James always running late?! His phone must be set to Crundall time.
Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg
The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time
When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .
Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.