slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

Tattoos before cATs

When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats

Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs

Gay For Cats

A sexuality involving a feline partner

"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"

Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

Pie Cat

He is always gamer, he is cat, he is pie, founder gamer him self 1utl Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat Pie Cat

Pie Cat: I am your lord and savor

Every One: all hail Pie Cat

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

CAT Aspirant

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.

CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!