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A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
A person who has too much NFT in his head and will suck many dicks for a 100. Owns a pool named idan cats(not the good one named idan dogs)
Damm idan i heard idan dogs coin is better than idan cats coin lmao
A man who has been recently liberated from a long miserable relationship in which he lost his primary dwelling to. He now stays in a camper living his best life by the lake
“Bruh, did you see how happy Tom is?
“Yeah man, good for him... total camper cat”
Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.
A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!
cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose
cat noodleing is such an asian classic.
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"