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your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …
All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!
Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!
Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
Best mom in the word Xaiden is very happy to have his mom.
Xaiden's Mom is very diplomatic.
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!
A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look
Dinis mom