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Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 04, 2023


spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 10, 2019


Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk

If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023


nut water

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'

no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!

by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018


nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone

DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 31, 2021


Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.

John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!

by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020


space nut

A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space

" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"

by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 09, 2023