A series of words to show how funny something is.
"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"
Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire
I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too
To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!
Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.
Look its another Book Monkey flooding.
Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest
Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world