When you ejaculate and your cum does a dive bomb on all four of your fingers
"Holy shit sarah,you shouldve seen my cummy fingers last night"
Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.
“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”
when your dad is literally a finger
wow I did not know you had a finger dad
A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
When your playing a game and it gets too fast, and your fingers go too fast and flop.
"Man, I could've beet that level, if only my fingers didn't do a finger flop!"
When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.
Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.