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Milking your finger that produces milk if you know what I mean.
Who's up caressing your milk finger?
The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night
When you ejaculate and your cum does a dive bomb on all four of your fingers
"Holy shit sarah,you shouldve seen my cummy fingers last night"
Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.
“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”
Fingers belonging to those full of hot air and smell of shit
I got a lot of taps from those NFG gassy fingers for healing. But now I smell too!