Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

Ur mom

The hottest person out there

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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

zayhs mom

zayhs mom also known as the baddest mother in packing com, so beautiful with the best looking owl eyes.

i’d marry zayhs mom with no hesitation what’s he gonna do? bring out the apo?

hoodrat mom

An incredibly silly person, that I decided should be my mom

Wow heather is such a hoodrat mom