A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”
~Pimp C
Super sexy and funny twitter user
Spelunkey Monkey hahaha
Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.
Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”