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National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021


National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022


National Saying Sorry Day

April 13, 2018. This is the day where you can turn things around, where you can say sorry to whoever you've wronged and change for the good.

Some Guy"Squeezes a Girl's but on April 11, 2018...

Hey Some Guy say sorry on April 13, 2018 to that girl who shall remain nameless. It's National Saying Sorry Day you can say sorry

by BigboiPickle April 13, 2018


National candy day

When u go trick or treating they have to give u more then 2 candy's

Trick or treat today is national candy day wich means you have to give me alot of candy

by ._.valeryy October 30, 2019


National Wiki day

National wiki day is celebrated on a Wednesday.This celebration lasts for the whole day. It is to respect Wiki and to celebrate and appreciate her presence. <33

“Happy National wiki day!”
“Do you celebrate wiki day?”

by Loveforwikicupcake January 16, 2024


National Cornstarch Day

21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!

I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day

by April 21, 2022


National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024