19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division
April 13, 2018. This is the day where you can turn things around, where you can say sorry to whoever you've wronged and change for the good.
Some Guy"Squeezes a Girl's but on April 11, 2018...
Hey Some Guy say sorry on April 13, 2018 to that girl who shall remain nameless. It's National Saying Sorry Day you can say sorry
When u go trick or treating they have to give u more then 2 candy's
Trick or treat today is national candy day wich means you have to give me alot of candy
National wiki day is celebrated on a Wednesday.This celebration lasts for the whole day. It is to respect Wiki and to celebrate and appreciate her presence. <33
“Happy National wiki day!”
“Do you celebrate wiki day?”
21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!
I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day
March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.
Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!