mom

your leader

my mom is my leader.

Mom

A human who births a child and then, in some situations, leaves it with other family members :)

I don't have a Mom.

MOM

The person you ᕳの෴のᕲ the most

Hey MOM.

Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!

I love my mom

Mom

Something that is supposedly being fucked by your friends

I fucked your mom

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.