The little thing on the front of a man's body that feels good when you rub it.
Its also what people search up on the urban dictionary when they are bored
I was really bored so I serched up penis on the urban dictionary.
When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!
bro.... what?
if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.
woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.