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What I had with your dad last night
dude 1: "hawt butt seggs with ur parents loser"
dude 2 "nooo pls stop dude its not funny"
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Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.
Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.
I am too butt ass tired to fall asleep.
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An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.
There is no other substitute for a good munch.
It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.
You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.
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When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
Yakapoe gave himself a burrito butt plug in hopes to shit farther than he can throw a football.
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A person so stupid they can't tell the difference between their own ass and their own face
Oh my God you are such a butt ass fool you don't know Africa is not a country
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when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.
An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.
Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.
Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!
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