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double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha October 28, 2015


Double Peggitration

(Noun) When a man has a dildo rammed in his ass while simultaneously having his dick stepped on with a stiletto shoe.

“Man, I was with this dominatrix last night and she rocked my world with some hot Double Peggitration.”

by iWillShowYouDaWhey March 4, 2018


double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 27, 2009


Double Gettin It

Getting It twice

Dude was double gettin it, from another dude and some chick too.

by *Mk88** July 20, 2021


Double Mild Weak Sauce

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.

This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."

by KoztiK May 16, 2011


Double Pringle

When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender

Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?

by Princessofwails June 10, 2022


double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom March 11, 2016