just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina
Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine
An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.
After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,
he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"
A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy
‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’
Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>
Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?
Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night
Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?
S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.
L: I know, but it's right here.
S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
The pilot from Titanfall 2 who probably has wet dreams about his Titan BT-7274
Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan