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A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
Dinis mom
An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.
Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks Mom!
this is for you to make a last minute mothers day gift just press the "get the BEST MOM EVER! mug" button
Usually super nice, and has a great ass! You want to be friends with jace to get closer to his mom!
Guy #1- hey dude did you see jace's mom?
Guy #2- yeah she is banging hot 🔥
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my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant
A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot