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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 10, 2019


The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.

Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.

by Socdem6002 July 30, 2022

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New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.

"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!

by Lana Wols February 23, 2018


New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.

by IRHMP August 28, 2016


New Wave

New wave is a new era of tranquility,peace of mind, maturity and peaceful process. Must be a Space X/Amazon worker.

Lets to to Lassen Volcanic park?
Why exacly?
"New Wave"

by GoatManScoop December 12, 2021


New Wave

New wave is a litterl statement as to a wave being new to society and tranquility. You have to be a Space X employee to be on the New Wave like Pri.

Lets go to Lassen Volcano?

Why?

"New Wave"

by GoatManScoop December 12, 2021


New Wave

A great music genre. Most common genre of Rock music between 1978-1985

โ€œNow on MTV, some more new wave content with Kajagoogoo, and โ€˜Too Shyโ€™โ€

by MTVDude May 3, 2021