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A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.
"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"
"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"
A molded cum shot is when a man sticks his penis into hot wax, balls and all. He then cums into the mold and the finisher slurps it down.
Dude I gave your mom the best molded cum shot last night, here's a video of it ....
its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman
"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"
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A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!