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There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.
Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.
Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂
Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask
Independent Mom - not to be confused with a single mom.
A woman- she is fierce! A force to recon with. You may find her struggling to find an equal because they cannot find where they fit. She handles her own. Leaps over all obstacles. Her village was built with her own hands. Her love is overflowing and replenishes with great deeds and reciprocation. The balance of life is held in her hands; she cherishes it!
I know you already know how to do it, since you are an independent mom, but can I help you with (fill in blank)?
The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.