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After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,
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A vicious porno on the web that involves Lesbians engaged in Sexual acts. One defecates into a pint glass, and she and the other lesbian feast on it before activating the gag reflexes in their throats and vomiting in each others' mouths.
"Two girls One Cup wasn't what I was expecting it to be."
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when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..
you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
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Your cock...
I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake
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Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.
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mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?
Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!
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This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.
Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.
A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."
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