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When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.
Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.
Like Dogging, but instead of having sex in public, you're masturbating in public.
Dude, Sarah sent me pictures of her Catting on the train yesterday!
Having sex with strangers while their spouses are watching.
I was catting with my neighbor's wife. That's how I got my jaw broken.
To squirm and rub yourself or something else while high (on MDMA or GHB usually)
- “where’s Tom? I saw him take that 3rd pill an hour ago and haven’t seen him since”
- “oh he’s probably catting on the couch over there”
Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with
Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you
A god among people, the creator of everything and the ender of everything. Only the most legendary creatures can obtain the name Adventure Cat
Do you believe in Adventure Cat, Yes of cause I believe in god