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A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.
That dude and his girl are both a couple of whale-pig-trash-bags.
As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.
Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
Your bedsheets
mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!
Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.
“I’m off to work” - provider of the house hold
“Go get that bag queen!!”- litteraly anyone
A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!
Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.
Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!