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(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).
Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
when you get rejected one too many times 💔
How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin
When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock
Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock
The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult
A way to shove people out of your house
I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle
When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time
Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help
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"you turn me on like a light switch"
-Charlie pussy