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Miss Cat is the feral cat that has been tamed. As a loving pet, she is always willing to please her owner in any way that he desires. Given appropriate attention and lots of strokes, Miss Cat will be a pussy that will purr for hours. Occasionally she requires a stern word or some correction, but will soon be purring and rubbing herself against your legs again.
There's nothing better than seeing Miss Cat, content, lapping up some milk.
Look at Miss Cat, she's so adorable!
Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"
Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?
That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.
Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
The area of loose skin under a cat between the back legs and the torso.
Mittens has an exceptionally large cat flange.
CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.