MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

mom

That woman who keeps fucking interrupting your gaming session and telling you to "take out the trash" in the most nasally voice.

Sorry for leaving in the middle of the match dude, my mom was yelling at me to take out the trash

mom

Someone who will never give up.

My mom is all i need.

MOM

The person you ᕳの෴のᕲ the most

Hey MOM.

mom

made of money

"hey bro you coming lunch?" "you wait a sec let me get my mom shes made of money"

Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

mom

something i dont have

i dont have a mom.