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Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.
Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!
when you meet someone, who you get along with great, and you find out that you have the same names. a very rare coincidence.
usually between a guy and a girl who share names, (like sam, page, eric, jordan etc...)
person 1: man i've really been enjoying talking to you, but you still haven't told me your name.
person 2: ohh its sam.
person1: MINE TOO!!
person 2: you are totally my New Sibling!!!
A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.
brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"
What aldous Huxley's book brave new world looks like in America under the squad and the progressive left
The green new economy, well that's what will happen to America, in fact, is happening, if we won't stop the squad