Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.

You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

Whats upper

As a kid everyone on always said what up and everyone one said the sky, so I came up with a cool wat o say what's up , my friends said whats up to me and I said (whats upper)Just a cool way to say Hello.Whats upper guys.

Someone walks up to ya Boy and said what up Tez - I'll reply (Whats upper)what you up to fam.

what the hell is that over there

This means you will be saying goodbye to this cruel world and it will be sending you to hell

Ahhhh what the hell is that over there

what the fluke

When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.

What the fluke was that?

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

Hey, what’s that noise?

And it’s shut down that’s not me and it’s shut down ring ring pussy it’s shut down fashion week and it’s shutdown. Went to the show sitting in the front row in the black tracksuit and it’s shut down. Touch the road and it’s shut down. Boy better know when it’s shut down. Usual Bolt when I run up on stage and pick up the mic and it’s reload time. Don’t know your shows but they know mine thats why I got gigs just like Joe Grimes after the show I be rolling mine don’t care about the no smoking sign.

Hey, what’s that noise? AND ITS SHUTDOWN