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When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.
Kaylee G.
Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.
Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together
-C.W. McCall
A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube
I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.
Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss ๐๐
-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc๐
where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.
you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"