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Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 25, 2023


penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.

I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now

by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024


penis

a genital exclusive to males

Guy 1: Guy 3’s penis is tiny.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3, masturbating: Oh, what a big one I have

by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019


Peni

plural noun for ''penis''

Damn, i can't believe how many peni there are...

by dulasd August 25, 2021


Penis

I am the CEO of it

Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"

by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020


Penis

A reproductive organ in the male body that is used for urinating and during sex. Penises are generally small and shriveled looking, but when the male is aroused, the penis may expand and become harder. During sex, the penis is put inside another person's body and the male rocks his body back and forth. The male will then soon have an orgasm. During this orgasm, the male will feel a burning sensation in the penis as semen shoots out the tip. Search "Semen" for a definition on that part of reproduction.

We're not allowed to say penis in Stacy's house.
Hayley doesn't have a penis.
Lucas has a small penis.

by Аnоnymоus July 18, 2020


Penis

Male organ

I wanna suck your penis.

by VrBanana July 8, 2022