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a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker
Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
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I saw a girl at the bar last night do 13 jager bombs, get on the table to dance - fell off the table - repeat... she learned I think but she definitely white girl wasted
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When someone ejaculates on another's stomach, the person who now has the cum on them stands up and lets it flow down to their
genitals.
Dude, last night Chelsie was lying down and was all horny and shit, so i jacked it on her stomach, and she went white-water rafting, it was so tight.
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When a woman of color (preferably black) is in love with a white male.
Halle Bary and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is the perfect example of white water rafting.
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disgusting, pigs, make my blood boil, deserve to die, there are no good ones, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, overall bigots.
dumb bitch: "omg john mulaney is my fav unproblematic cishet white man!"
me: "he's not unproblematic mackenzeigh, he's said slurs on stage and been racist towards asian people. unproblematic cishet white men do not exist."
sane person walking by: "ew why are you talking about cishet white men, disgusting."
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Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.
"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl
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Watch out for him, he has a Blue eyes White Dragon, a real "James White"
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