When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.
Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.
When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.
Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?
What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..
A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!
A sexy athlete that all the girls try to get. He denies all the women and is all around a stud.
That boy is definitely a Niko Brown...
When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair